Thenali Bayam Dialogue

So, I was watching Kamal Haasan's Thenali on DVD and was amazed at this scene where he describes the fears that he has in a long dialogue, which is supposed to be a single shot. I have always had a weird interest to memorize long dialogues and say it, and my friend, Akshay bet that I coudnt memorize it and speak it with the Srilankan accent, I had to watch the video in slow motion and take down the dialogue, I am posting it here because It's not available anywhere else.


Ellam siva mayam ende solli vinam...Ennaku yellam baya mayam.
Kala unnai kaalal udaikum endru kaalam aana bharathi sonavar,
Colony kaalal udaicha, kaalil adi padum endru bayam ennaku,
Kavidhai bayam ennaku, Kadhai bayam ennaku,
Bheem-endre kadhai kum bayam, Hanuman-dre kadhai kum bayam,
Udhai kum bayam, Sidhai kum bayam,
Kadhavu bayam ennaku! Konjam thurandhe kadhavum bayam,
mulusa moodune kadhavum bayam, Pootu pote kadhavu yendralum bayam enakku,
Paendu thurakka yaelaamal, maatru pata katha vendaal, Thuranthe solluraen,
Mathe bayam ennaku, Kaadu bayam ennaku, Naadu bayam enakku,
Koodu bayam enakku, Kuzham bayam enakku.
Nandu kandaal bayam enakku, Poochandu kandaal-um bayam enakku,
chandu kulaare irrukira vandu kandaalum bayam enakku.
Kadikire naayum poonayum, Poona thinura ezhiyum bayam enakku.

Vedichi setharure cell-um, cellu kagha padhangare pangarum bayam enakku,
Pangar kula irukure paambum boojanum..kadikumo endre bayam enakku,
Sala kootam bayam enakku, thanimai bayam enakku,
thonga bayam, thaava bayam, Indha kaasu bayam, maasu bayam,
thoosu bayam, azhuku bayam, kuzhike bayam, Aadai bayam,
Aadai illai yendaralum bayam..
Ennnglishum bayam ennaku, zenophobia, erophobia, zoophobia, haemophobia,
oritophobia, zefrophobia, tapophobia, psycrophobia, microphobia, glassophobia endre
pala phobiakal aangilatil undu endru solli vinam,  yella phobiavum ennaku undu yenna,
Kadavul thaan unna kaapatha vendum endru sollu, Dr. Panchabootham, saami kita annupunavar,
Anga ponal chebika bayam, sabika bayam, eduka bayam, kuduka bayam, sugika bayam, sagika bayam,
yethayum uyarathil vechu adika bayam, aari kovichu adika bayam, Andai manisarai anigha bayam,
anigha manisarai izhaka bayam, uravu bayam, thuravu bayam, iravu  bayam, vidivum bayam,
Pudiyum paarka yeno bayam, madiyum thoongi yelundhaalum bayam,
soga bayam, vega bayam, roga bayam, noga bayam, poga bayam, vaarathum bayam,
Vaazha bayam, saaghavum bayam.